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Kistaro Windrider, Reptillian Situation Assessor

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Why You Should Never Trust Me Without A Map
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I am extremely good at reading maps. I am also extremely good at getting lost when I don't have a map.

How good?

Just now, I managed to get lost for a few minutes in a 2' 3" square shower stall. Really.

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You measured it to the inch? o.O

No, but the size was mentioned in the "About Your New Home" info thingy I was given on Orientation Day.

I think it was one of those things where you turn around, and then you go "Omfg! The door is gone! The door is gone! I'm sealed into this coffin-like enclosure! This wet, upright coffin-like enclosure! The door is- oh."

Hell, I've done that too. I so hate shower stalls.

Similar. I didn't lose where the curtain was, but I couldn't find the handle to turn off the water. I had my eyes tightly shut to keep water from getting in them, so I was going by feel; I didn't realize the water-flow was aimed off center, so I was misdirected as to where the center of the relevant wall was, and hence missed it for a good long time trying to feel for it. It didn't help that I was turned around 30 degrees or so and was, for part of the time, searching the wrong wall entirely.

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