silly"I got so soaked getting back from class..."
"Yeah, me too."
"How'd you stay so dry, Adam?"
"You don't know? Washington University offers free umbrellas."
"What?"
"Really?"
"Yeah. They're in large bins; they say "STUDENT LIFE" on the front and are printed with the day's campus news."
Yes, I actually did walk back from class wearing the campus newspaper on my head.
