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Kistaro Windrider, Reptillian Situation Assessor
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Note Quotes

I tend to write down whatever comes to mind in the margins of my notes in class- sometimes even in the main notes, if it's relevant. It's led to some rather amusing notes.

Calculus
"No, No, NO! Dear Gods, make the bad math STOP!"
"Derived from the Point Freakin' Slope Formula"
"Ms. Traub seems to have a calculus fetish."
"f'(belch)=lim{h->'0}(f(belch+h)-f(belch))/h"
"Enjoy the class or else, dammit!"
"Functions: f(x)=fhqwhgads"
"Lecture 2: A Functional Education"
"Homework Recrap"*
"Redundant, redundant, redundant, and redundant"
"e~= 2.71828182846 and stuff, cause it's irrational, y'see"
"Calculus Teacher Stands On One Leg And Grabs Knee Theorem"
"DUHHHHH."
"Examfle"*
"Five Ways to say 'I'm a Derivative'"
"What you say!!!"
"More Differentiation Sh*t" (yes, there's an asterisk in my notes)

Literature
"Summary: Don't skip and don't be late, you freakin' moron."
"Don't cheat. Duhhh."
"Do NOT underline, bold, etc."
"Bugdanovitch Bigdinovotch Bugdonovitch Bogdonobitch Bogdonivich Bogdonovich"
"Pointless filler is bad."
"It's still an apple"
"classmate-level IQ"
"Amanda, Manipulative B*tch" asterisk in original notes
"Too f**king many suitors!" asterisk in original
"Society for the Easily Confused"
"Whyaretheytalkingatonehunderedmilesperhour?"

*actually a mis-write, but still funny
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