"Don't worry, I unplugged the computer."
"Good, but I hope the house doesn't-
*BOOM*
"-burn down!"
"We have lightning rods for that reason."
*BOOM*
"Good."
"I'm on the Weather Channel website right now, seeing what they have to say-"
"I thought you unplugged the computer!"
"Wireless
*BOOM*
"-Wireless Web, Mother."
"Oh. What do they say?"
*BOOM*
"Hmm... Let's see... 6-3-1-3-5... submit..."
"And?"
"Oh geez."
"What?"
"...Chance of light rain."
*BOOM*
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