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Kistaro Windrider, Reptillian Situation Assessor

Unfortunately, I Really Am That Nerdy

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UUNNNGGHH
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Ow.

I'm in extreme pain at the moment. Eating unnutritiously the last few days- more specifically, going heavy on the grease- is catching up with me. I have "irritable bowel syndrome-" eat too much grease, and I either throw up or get these incredible cramps that last for days.

My mother had a bout of it once. She informed me that the cramps were worse than her labor pains.

The only cure for it: eat salad, drink massive quantities of water, lay off the grease. I can do it- I usually do to prevent this cramping- but ow, it hurts!


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Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!! ::Huggles you and hands you some pepto bismo::

Thanks... although I'm feeling quite a bit better after four glasses of water and a rather impressive belch that probably woke the neighbors.

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