Kistaro Windrider, Reptillian Situation Assessor (kistaro) wrote,
Kistaro Windrider, Reptillian Situation Assessor

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Some Of The Worst Jokes I Have Ever, Ever Heard

It has real gems...

"A man walks into a bar. Ouch."

"Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."

"Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Someone threw a piano at her." (!)

"When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?
There are more ducks on that side. "

...and worse.

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