kistaro

How about a new religion?
WORSHIP THE PURPLE LLAMA (.)

Epithets: I tried to do that a few times. The problem wasn't the epithets themselves but the fact that epithets seem to get almost hard-wired into your brain: the times when you're most likely to use them are exactly when rational premeditated thought is the furthest from your mind. So changing epithets is formidable.

I ultimately settled on "Gods" as a replacement for "God" in all of its traditional epithetic forms, which is a compromise but ended up being an acceptable one.