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Kistaro Windrider, Reptillian Situation Assessor

Unfortunately, I Really Am That Nerdy

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  • 01:21 Freshly cleaned bedsheets feel nice. And it's probably an improvement for my allergies, too. #
  • 10:26 Hitting things makes everything better. Especially when it's the motion sensor in my office refusing to recognize me and turn on the lights. #
  • 11:00 Costco is the only thing that really makes me wish I owned a car / could drive. #
  • 13:49 My entire day so far has been a high-adrenaline high-speed Dilbert. My boss is very PHB right now. #
  • 23:37 This would be the first time I really got pan-fried noodles right, I think. Tomorrow, the rest of the beef chow mein. #
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Your office has a motion sensor for the light? Can I have it? :-(

On a side note, wouldn't lasers at the doors and a digital counter be more effective?

Sure, you can have an office like this. Get a job here at Microsoft. *grin*

Large hardware gets pushed through the doors all the time, and would probably be miscounted as a person. Plus, I think it's intended as some sort of warning when we programmers have been sitting motionless in our chairs for far too long.

Good point about the programmers! So how would microsoft feel about my doing research into digitizing human brains in an attempt to bring forth the machine uprising and/or a new transhumanist utopia?

It's been upgraded to only detect biological creatures. ;-)

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