Kistaro Windrider, Reptillian Situation Assessor (kistaro) wrote,
Kistaro Windrider, Reptillian Situation Assessor
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Horribly, Painfully Bad Video Game Puns


What Hylian princess has an IQ of 40?
Zelduh.

Who's fast and covered with leaves?
Sonic the Hedge.

What plumber unites couples?
Marryo.

Who's the only Mushroom in the mario series to have segmented feet?
Toed.

What is the preferred musical instrument of ghosts?
A boogle.

And for percussion?
A tamboorine.

What text-based web browser is also a video game hero?
Lynx.

...I think that's enough torture for y'all for now.
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