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Kistaro Windrider, Reptillian Situation Assessor

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Just another WTF in the random number generator of ResLife
a look of abject horror, yikes
One of my suitemates seems to have developed the objectionable habit of urinating on the floor.

Strangely, this is not one of the many situations they seem to cover in the standard advice handbook, and apparently the RA manual is equally silent on such matters. It seems, somehow, that most people do not piss on the carpet of the common room. Apparently, I am one of the lucky few who has been assigned a suite with just such a person. How this incontinent ape wasn't booted out of campus housing last year, I don't know; perhaps this is a new hobby of his he developed over the summer. I'm assuming the perpetrator is male; my intuition is that the logistics of peeing on the flour are significantly more difficult for those not equipped with a dangly thing for the purpose.

As you might imagine, I'm rather pissed about this. I've leaked the story to the RA; since the particular suitemate I have suspicions of (that is to say, the one in the room I saw someone moving out of to the common room and then heard the sounds of urination while I was using the proper receptacle for such activities) wasn't in, she got to view (and smell) the evidence for herself. She's going to be bringing the RCD in on this, and together we're all going to try to figure out what the fuck to do. This is, apparently, not a common situation.

Y'know, the really noisy neighbors of my freshman and junior years are seeming less objectionable by the day.

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Hopefully they'll make your suitemate pay to clean that up properly, too. I would think that it would have to be against some sort of health code to just leave it in the carpet, being a bodily fluid.

* too intoxicated to find bathroom (not good)
* incapable of "holding it" until bathroom could be freed/obtained (possible medical condition?)
* some form of protest against something (also not good)
* Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time (omgwtf???)

Best of luck at sorting things out, and removing the urinating avenger.

I'm also trying to make some sense of this mentally. About all I can conclusively ... uh ... conclude is that the possible explanations are significantly more fucked up if this has happened multiple times. If this was a one-off thing, then I would imagine this is potentially resolvable.

But still gross.

(And this topic gives this icon about the most perverse implications it'll ever have.)

No such luck for this being a one-time incident- it was Friday night (okay, Saturday morning, really) and Sunday night (this morning).

And yes, "gross" is a good adjective.

... okay, time for some litterbox-training. Preferably with a tazer. Jezus on a stick.

Highest probability:
* on drugs

Given that it's apparantly happened multiple times, I'd put my money on some combination of "high" and "asshole".

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