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Kistaro Windrider, Reptillian Situation Assessor
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Gargling A Fish

The Babelfish Translator is a very useful tool. But like all machine translators, it isn't perfect.

FROM: "Weird Al" Yankovic, "One More Minute"
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork than watch you going out with other men. I'd rather slam my fingers in a door, again and again and again and again and again!

THROUGH: Korean

BECOMES:
I in the fork from my internal organs see for see rather at that outside male and the outside, it spreads out, it will tear, theyn the place. I rather again and the poem which boils again so will close my finger, with a bang in sending kind regards, theyn the place!

FROM: "Worms," all versions
We are Worms, we're the best, and we've come to win the war.

THROUGH: Spanish, German

BECOMES:
We are continuous screws, are we the best, and we came to win the war.

...'nuff said.
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