kistaro

Leaving my judo class, my father regarded the stop sign in the school parking lot.

*zoom*
"There goes another one! Nobody stops for that sign!"
Just then, another vehicle going down the same path approaches the stop sign and begins to slow.
"And, of course, someone stops as soon as I say that."
*zoom*
"Wow. Wrong twice about one vehicle."

...that last comment was mine, of course.