I would like to observe, however, that setting out on a bike ride back from Office Depot is a very effective rain dance.
And in conclusion, I find it somehow ironic that the only place I could lock my bike up was a "Handicap Parking Only" sign. I didn't interfere with cars using the spot, though, so it's an allowed use of the sign- at least according to the very amused police officer I asked slightly before chaining it up.