Twitters of the day
- 15:36 This "Taco Time" is the first fast food restaurant I've eaten in for well over a year. It's strange how odd the normal things can become. #
- 15:42 They say "Mexi-Fries", I say "tater tots". The meal is surprisingly not greasy, though. #
- 16:32 Does that Valentine's bulk candy display say "Vagina Beans?!" No, but it does say "Valjelly Beans", which isn't really an improvement. #
- 17:48 "Deck", says the "alternate location" sticker on the FedEx door tag. And there it was, on my balcony. Which is walled. Projectile delivery! #
