January 17th, 2005

color cycle (slow)

Word Count

LJArchive's word count tool amuses me.

According to it, there are some interesting features of my word usage in this journal, not counting comments:

  • My most common word is "the", with 6436 instances, not counting this post; "I" is second, with 4603 uses.

  • Ignoring numbers and extremely common words (all articles, most linking verbs), my most frequently-used word is "actually", which somehow fails to surprise me.

  • "Actually" appears 227 times. "Dragon" appears only 65.

  • "Fuck" appears 22 times. "Fucking" appears 26 times. "Fucked" only appears 4 times, which is quite a fucking surprise.

  • "Monkey" is in the journal four times. "Chimpanzee" appears twice. "Ape" appears once. Presumably, if the pattern holds, "gorilla" is in there exactly one half of a time; however, the word count analyzer found zero instances. It is pluralized to "gorillas" once, however.

  • "Fnorkelwhacker" occurs once. "Lhurgoyf" is used twice. "Pokampersandeacutemon" is also found once.

  • "Noo", "noooo", and "noooooo" each appear once, whilst counterparts with an odd plurality of 'o' characters are not observed.

  • "Gender" is found 34 times. "Polyamorous" is found twice. "Postmodernism" has, surprisingly, not been used yet.

  • "uungghh" only occurs once. "Ouch", conversely, is found an appropriate 13 times. The shorter form, "ow", was found exactly twice as often.

  • "Otherkin" was found 21 times. "Draconity" appears 22 times. "Identity" also occurs 21 times.

  • I have talked about either professor "Goldman" 17 times, counting the posessive ("Goldman's"). Dr. "Pless", however, has only gotten 15 mentions. Dr. "Kuhns" gets 5 mentions, whilst Dr. "Kwasny" gets 7.

And that's all for now- since the food area is very nearly open...
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