July 7th, 2003

nyah, tongueout, glasses, nerd

Four things I learned in calculus class today

1. Never attempt to use a stapler while operating on less than three and a half hours of sleep.
2. Always watch to see which end of a stapler one is about to grab.
3. A staple in one's finger hurts far less than one might expect.
4. Staple wounds heal extremely quickly, in under two minutes if you're me.
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