November 13th, 2002

color cycle (slow)

Audiogender Error

*ring*...*ring*...
"Hello?"
"Hello, Janie?"
"No, this is her son."

***

That doesn't get to me; I'm used to it. It's just a bit irritating, though, since my voice has already dropped an octave. Oh well.
  • Current Music
    Jim's Big Ego - Concrete
nyah, tongueout, glasses, nerd

Googlewhacking

I like to put weird pairs of words- pairs only- into Google. It's calld "Googlewhacking," and it's a popular sport.

It's simple. You win iff (math-speak for "if and only if") you get one, only one, exactly one, no less than one, and no more than one search result. Exactly one website to use that pair of words.

While winning can be amusing, sometime's it's scary what's out there.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&q=diarrhea+precognition&btnG=Google+Search
diahhrea precognition: 53 results

http://www.google.com/search?q=telepathic+disqualifications&sourceid=opera&num=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
telepathich disqualifications: 3 results (Pretty Good)

flatulent botany: 418 results (not linked for reasons of decency)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&q=removable+brontosaurus&btnG=Google+Search
removable brontosaurus: 120

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&q=bletcherous+froody&btnG=Google+Search
bletcherous froody: 1 result

Victory is mine at long last!



Oops. I didn't know that h3s caused LJ to mess up a Friends page. Fixed.
  • Current Music
    The frantic typing of a "Googlewhack" player