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Kistaro Windrider, Reptillian Situation Assessor

Unfortunately, I Really Am That Nerdy

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Note to self:

Order is important. The directions on the bottle of grapefruit juice are an example of this. "Shake well, open cap" is not the same as "Open cap, shake well."

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Well, I was paying more attention to my textbook, so I wasn't looking at the bottle of juice, and I forgot I had removed the lid...

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Ketchup, for me.

...At a restaurant.

I can only imagine the scene.

"Aagh! She's covered in something red! It must be blood! CALL THE PARAMEDICS!"

A packet of already-opened ketchup for me.

Oh, so that's why they label them like that.

Me, I've done that with a container of soy milk. See, someone had put it into the fridge with the lid ever so slightly open. It's a flip-top lid, so it looks about the same at a glance. So when I was cooking, I took it out and shook it, all in one smooth motion, and I found myself smoothly splattered.

At least soy milk washes out okay... not the worst thing to shake with the lid open.

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