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Kistaro Windrider, Reptillian Situation Assessor

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SLSC Planetarium: Screaming Children
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Today was interesting.

I got to work, early as usual, and went outside with my coat off, wearing only my short-sleeved uniform in 45 degree weather to put the outdoor exhibits up.

When the Planetarium opened, I had almost warmed back up, so I went up to work.

12:00: Not many people.
12:30: Not many people.
1:00: Full to capacity.

Adult:Child ratio: appx. 1:5
Decibels that most children tended to communicate at: 150
Volume of a jet engine, decibels: 140
Number of children I had to track down: 3
Number of adults I had to track down: 8


Now that I'm awake enough to add a few more notes...

Something which was fun was playing Mat Juggling. That's our term for trying to make sure that

1. all unoccupied floor mats are returned to the center
2. all piles in the center are neat and tidy
3. all sides of the projector have a pile by them
4. all visitors who need a mat have one

This is a full-time job when we get busy. It also plays a lot like a video game, which is good.

More fun was the end, where I was assigned to check the StarBridge for signs of intelligent life. The StarBridge, our top floor, is simply a ring of exhibits; the center is occupied by the top half of the dome.

Since nobody else was up there, I chose to run instead of walk. What a chance to break the "don't run in the halls" rule- a very nice, smoothly curving track of no obstacles!

Nobody was up there besides me, but I set two speed records: the fastest I have ever run in my entire life, and the fastest time for doing a lap of the StarBridge.

What fun.

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Did you remember your earplugs?

Unfortunately, we're required to listen at all times in case someone really has a reason to be screaming besides "HEY, COOL!" and "CHECK THIS OUT, MOMMY!"

However, about three minutes in to the "I DON'T WANNA GO HOME" tantrum, I took an unscheduled break to discover about five people (my supervisor included) had the same idea. Our "soundproofed" bottom-floor staff area deadened the noise to "bearable" for said 20-minute tantrum. Note that this child was on the floor above us, across the building. Until he got dragged down the stairs, at which point he was quite near to us.

You won't believe our sigh of relief when he finally left.

Well, at least the kid is interested in science, if nothing else.

Yes. If only he could be interested in science at a [i]lower volume...[/i]

Running when you're supposed to be walking can be liberating at times!

... and I think I can fully understand the screaming children. I travel to school and back on a one-hour coach trip. Most of my fellow pupils are either entirely silent, or feel that SHOUTING AT THE PERSON SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO THEM IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE HEARD!!!!

Also, Kistaro, we're using full HTML here and not YaBB code ;)

A teenager's voice just doesn't have the same, batlike, claws-on-a-chalkboard quality of a five-year-old child.

And what did I do wrong with the HyperText Messup Language?

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