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Kistaro Windrider, Reptillian Situation Assessor

Unfortunately, I Really Am That Nerdy

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From the security restrictions at http://debate.wustl.edu

2. No balloons filled with substances other than air or projectile launchers.

"No, Officer, it's allowed. See? It's filled with slingshots, not helium!"

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I like that.. at my school there was a regulation posted on one board that 'you may not be outside classes without a note'. It didn't state when this rule applied; apparently I should have a note to be allowed home presently.

Incidentally, there's also the case that according to Clayton Ordinance No. 5819, that an infinite number of funeral attendees can march along a public street, unannounced, while carrying weapons.

There's some unusual laws in there, such as it only being permissable to have lengths of wood one-fourth inch or more in thickness if they are stilts or permanently attached to puppets. It forbids all glass, unless used to store medicine, and any items which you might be thinking of throwing, including pieces of asphalt (although balloons filled with pure oxygen are okay, despite being a fire hazard).

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