So against all regulations, there's someone smoking in the dorm. I can't get out into the hallway of my suite- even with the air cleaner in the common room- without choking; I'm stuck in the direct outflow of my room air cleaner. There's some smoke smell even just near the door to my suite.
This would be the first time I've had to dial 5-5555, the campus police number. Be annoyed at me all you want for "tattling" on whoever it was, but I can't fucking breathe in my own living space up here.