Kistaro Windrider, Reptillian Situation Assessor (kistaro) wrote,
Kistaro Windrider, Reptillian Situation Assessor
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The Frustrated Programmer

...
   //This can't happen
   if(currentTower.getValue() == null){
      System.err.println("FUCK IT");
      System.err.println("We are about to die");
      System.err.println("THIS CAN'T HAPPEN, DAMMIT");
      System.err.println(currentTower.toString());
   }
   currentTower.value.add(value);
...


This is the sort of thing one can find in my Computer Science 241 homework when I'm tracing any mysterious bug that makes no sense. That block of code was executed, and I just figured out what causes the error (even when not part of the assignment, I make toString() useful).

For me, it's sort of catharitic to see the computer apparently as frustrated as I get, hence cursing code.
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