Kistaro Windrider, Reptillian Situation Assessor (kistaro) wrote,
Kistaro Windrider, Reptillian Situation Assessor

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Kistaro's Guide To Creating Weird Mental Images

1. Take any common two-word noun, concept, phrase, etc. "Kamikaze pilot," "rain storm," etc.
2. Pick a word that would almost make sense with one, or even both words, but not the two together. Or even a totally random word.
3. Insert said word in two-word phrase.

And that's it! Look what you can create:

Kamikaze dirigible pilot
Scotch bagpipe tape
Electric umbrella outlet
Removable intimate adhesive
Water hazard pay
Computer pilot error
Very happy regurgitation
Final physical exams

This is what happens when studying for exams plus four hours of programming meet to erode the little sanity I posess.

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