My right foot is in throbbing pain.
Needless to say, judo class didn't go too well. Actually, it didn't go at all, because I decided to be a moron and try to do a handstand before class, failed to do so, and fell over. This wouldn't, in itself, be a problem, except I fell backwards, thereby causing me to land feet-first and sprain my right foot. Now I can't walk.
It just goest to show that dragons are as vulnerable to testosterone poisoning as anybody else.